every time I see footage of a cybertruck I lose my mind because people are like "and it's got a bottle opener" brother every car has a bottle opener it's called the edge of any flat surface
[average cybertruck owner voice]
finally, I can drink all my beer without even having to get out of the car
one of my fav details in back to the future is marty trying to crack open a glass soda bottle and his young dad just cracking the lid on the side of a mailbox. marty is kinda confused and taken aback at how easily and casually the Dorky Dad did that.
a car being made of a material that isn't bottle openy would be more confusing. at least the seatbelt!
I regret to inform you that the cybertruck's bottle opener is on the side of the truck bed
I am pleased to report that this information means I have now completed a full audit of the design of the cybertruck and can confidently conclude that every decision made in the process of creating this thing was completely terrible
