There's a lot to be said about the Gaylors -- the fans of Taylor Swift who believe that she is hiding coded messages in her songs to hint that she is gay -- but for now I think I'll say that I do almost prefer the world they live in.
The dry reality is almost surely that Swift is a pretty basic heterosexual white lady who doesn't place much value on the stability of her romantic relationships and uses them as songwriting fodder. I want a story about a gay idol who has a relationship that she keeps secret while revolving around a long series of equally high-profile beards, all of whom she breaks up with just before they can figure out her secret.
