Look, if you'd asked me before all of this started, which artists I thought would be most likely to start a beef with Kendrick Lamar, I would have put J Cole and fuckin Drake somewhere below, like, "AI generated Luther Vandross hologram" and "Keenan Thompson, but specifically as an SNL sketch, because of how silly that would be".
Drake you were on Degrassi. You are in the same part of my brain as the Jonas Brothers. When was the last time the Jonas Brothers released a diss track? Why would you start a fight Kendrick Lamar and not, like, Taylor Swift or The Wiggles or something.
Also, like, when you found Akademiks coming to your side, how was your first reaction not, like mine almost certainly would be, to just quit any sort of life in the public eye whatsoever and spend the rest of your life off-grid in a tent in the woods because if Akademiks is the guy in your corner like you must have really fucked up something bad
