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pervocracy
@pervocracy

the AT-AT is an iconic, imposing design which is completely impractical and unfit for purpose and it's obvious from the moment you see it what the glowing weak spots are

which makes it a great representation of the military technology of an overextended, declining empire with a rigid hierarchical structure


pervocracy
@pervocracy

"why did the Empire built a second Death Star with the same vulnerability as the first one?"

because the guy who ordered it can crush your trachea with his mind


amagire
@amagire

I understand the impulse and heaven knows I've been That Guy but "aha! according to Facts and Logic this character didn't make the most rational choice available! dinosaurs don't work like that! that's nowhere near enough dynamite! plot hole! plot hole! I declare victory!" is the most boring possible analysis and we've let people get away with cinema sins ding for too long.

advanced tactic: instead of jumping off and abandoning all verisimilitude at the first sign of narrative disjunct, flex your nerd cred and make it make sense in-universe. all things are possible. Toonstruck is the prequel to Who Framed Roger Rabbit and no one will ever convince me otherwise.


pervocracy
@pervocracy

the only person who has done more damage to media analysis than Cinemasins Jeremy is whoever wrote that Tumblr post about "the curtains were fucking blue"

like I think it's not exactly the interpretive stretch of the century to say that the Empire and Rebellion in Star Wars represent the concepts of empire and rebellion

on account of, among other things, those are their names


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in reply to @pervocracy's post:

yeah once that interview came out where he was like "no dipshit they aren't the French Resistance, the rebels are the Viet Cong" the weirdness of the design of the war machines becomes clear.

Vehicles wherein your bullets bounce off of, but nature, inertia, and hubris can easily be brought down by a smaller, much less equipped force.

It’s also extremely in line with classic fascist incompetence. Decades of propaganda about “nazi war machines” has obscured the fact that the nazis were in fact morons, who burned millions of dollars on useless boondoggles, because design decisions were made by political fiat instead of sound engineering.

Any resemblance this might have to the American military industrial complex I leave as an exercise for the reader…

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in reply to @pervocracy's post:

big shout-at for "satire requires a clarity of purpose etc." tshirt meme guy, too. "what will the most uncharitable reader/player/viewer of this narrative project onto me, and how can I stop them" is a horrible author impulse that can only make stories annoying and worse.