invertigo hayfever

you used to expect posts to go somewhere meaningful. but now you don't. because of joke.

i just want to keep doing these now. you used to be able to call this guy a woman before he transitioned. but now you can't. because of bloke

you used to be able to take a good deep breath. but now you can't. because of smoke.

you used to have a good nights sleep. but now you don't. because you woke.

the fire in the furnace used to be small. but now it isn't. because of stoke.

you used to be able to enjoy a moonlit night in the bayou. but now you can't. because of croak.

Back in my day we made our wheels out of one solid material. Just a real disc motherfucker. Can't do that today, because of spoke

It used to be music had no twangy guitars and lyrics about living in small towns, now it does, because of folk.

you used to be able to let food go down whichever pipe you wanted. but now you can't. because of choke.

Used to be that eggs were full of uniform, clear whites. But now they aren't, because of yolk

Used to be able buy every cool thing seen online. But now can't. Because of broke