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I'm the hedgehog masque replica guy

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decided to treat myself today, since I'd been feeling kinda listless, to a dunkin run including one of those big blended coffee adult milkshake things. unfortunately I did not realize until after seeing the chocolate-covered cup and the dark slush leave the blender that apparently I received a frozen chocolate instead, somehow rung up with like 40 different specific pump instructions

"bro that doesn't sound bad though" you don't understand I wanted the coffee beverage because I have lately been in a state where I clearly require a constant IV drip of caffeine to merely feel human and manage my basic day-to-day tasks, like going to dunkin and making sure they don't fuck up my order in strange, inexplicable ways

anyway pretty sure this doesn't have any caffeine in it, and I don't think it tastes anywhere near as good as a proper frozen coffee would be. it is too much.

I need you to understand that my critical thought process was like "I have been so infuriatingly tired lately, I should go to dunkin and get an absurdly indulgent coffee drink so that I can feel like a human person with things like 'moods' and 'good feelings' and 'the ability to take care of the cats'"

going to be spending all the rest of the day mustering the strength to not be shouting every expletive, I guess

I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW A "FROZEN CHOCOLATE" WAS SOMETHING THEY HAD ON THE FUCKING MENU. GOD.


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