For some reason I thought that the Giant in Old City would have a really nice kosher for Passover aisle. Instead they have seemingly completely abolished their regular kosher aisle which is now an entire wall of peanut butter with a sign reading "kosher"
Briefly forgot that Giant was the name of a grocery store chain and the first sentence of this post became a work of art
"Hey, From? It's your cousin! Marvin Soft?"