Son Heung-Min has made me into an absolute Szymon Jerkoffski with his latest goal.
I mean, it's a pretty significant one, so why not finish it with such a flourish? Absolutely wonderful. Like I say, the majority of the goals in the EPL tend to look more like headers and tap-ins and here is Son pulling off some damn EA FIFA shit.
Here I am going on about how you don't see those sorts of goals among the top EPL teams because they're so much more inconsistent, so much riskier than the obvious, speedy choices, which are more common among desperate mid-bottom teams, so it's comes as a surprise that, wait, hold on, I'm talking about Spurs here. You know what, all is normal. Never mind.
I'll make a USL post probably tomorrow, but it's been hard to find the motivation (that will be part of the theme of the post).