the-future-of-football

the future of football

@the-future-of-football

Snippets from Jon Bois' 17776 and 20020, set in a far-future world where three satellites watch humans play football.


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Tanner:Tucker, I’m on hold. They uh, the wait times are longer than uh.

Tucker:I don’t give a shit! It’s been 45 minutes. I’m not paying for no fuckin’ pizza, dude. Tell ‘em it’s gotta be free.

Tanner:It’s already free.

Tucker:I don’t give a shit!

Juice:ok so here we’ve got Tucker and Tanner. Tucker is Georgia’s quarterback, he’s the rude idiot. Tanner is his center, he’s the nice idiot

Ten:Got it.

“Tucker” and “Tanner.” Jesus, I love the SEC.