the future of football

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Snippets from Jon Bois' 17776 and 20020, a story you read online about sentient 178th-century space probes who watch football all day.

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the future of football @the-future-of-football10/14/2023, 6:27 AM

Ten: “Nine, I know this is difficult. Listen to me carefully and I will get you out of this. It will take a great deal of patience, but one day it will be over. I need you to rotate your magnetometer exactly 113 degrees.” Nine: “I don’t know what a magnetometer is. I don’t have a magnetometer.” ... “I know you can’t answer yet but I’m just telling you again in case you missed the first one. I don’t have a magnetometer.”

Nine: “I don’t think I have anything. I don’t think I can have anything. I don’t even know how I’m talking to you.” ... “I don’t know how to have something. I don’t have a magnetometer.”

Empty calendar for October ’45.

Empty calendar for November ’45.

Empty calendar for December ’45.

Empty calendar for January ’46.

Empty calendar for February ’46.

Empty calendar for March ’46.

Empty calendar for April ’46.

Empty calendar for May ’46.

Empty calendar for June ’46.

Empty calendar for July ’46.

Empty calendar for August ’46.

Empty calendar for September ’46.

Ten: “Yes you do, buddy.” Nine: “Wait.” ... “OK it’s here. OK I did it.”

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Irenes (many)@ireneista10/14/2023, 6:51 AM

lmao yessssss