Snippets from Jon Bois' 17776 and 20020, a story you read online about sentient 178th-century space probes who watch football all day.


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(was) 4.8 posts per week 🤖

Valentine: Quarry water’s so fuckin’ nasty. I don’t wanna swim through that shit. Just sits there like toilet water. Mosquitoes everywhere.

Valentine: They gotta start killin’ the mosquitoes.

Coach: They’re God’s creatures! We can’t kill the mosquitoes. Don’t start this again.

Valentine: They’re nasty! What do they do for anybody?

Coach: Well, do you vote?

Valentine: No.

Coach: You’ve got no right to complain, then. If you want to get rid of ‘em so bad, cast your vote.

Valentine: I don’t do politics.

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