Snippets from Jon Bois' 17776 and 20020, a story you read online about sentient 178th-century space probes who watch football all day.


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Coach E: These are gonna be our two crunch zones. They just moved to Northwestern a few minutes ago, so we know they’re in one of these two areas. First zone’s about 20 miles long, second one is closer to 25.

Phone: YOU THINK THEY GOT PIRANHA FISH HERE?

Coach E: AGAIN, whoever that is, please, please mute your phone.

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