Snippets from Jon Bois' 17776 and 20020, a story you read online about sentient 178th-century space probes who watch football all day.


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(was) 4.8 posts per week 🤖

Ten: Did we guess right?

Juice: yep, exactly right

Nine: We did it! What do we win?

Juice: a free copy of my self-published ebook, “wayne gets the measles”

Nine: Condolences to Wayne.

Juice: essentially wayne comes home from fourth grade one day feeling under the weather. alfred keeps him out of school for the next few weeks and tells him, “no crime fighting until you’re better”

without wayne’s shoulders to stand on, his brother bruce must crawl into the suit and fight crime all by himself

he’s awful at it. his cape is way too long so he keeps trippin on it

can’t see where hes goin

drives the batmobile into the side of a denny’s

Nine: That actually sounds pretty funny.

Juice: it’s not meant to be funny and frankly i’m a little hurt that you would say that

let’s talk about something else

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