Snippets from Jon Bois' 17776 and 20020, a story you read online about sentient 178th-century space probes who watch football all day.


post cadence
(was) 4.8 posts per week 🤖

Juice: GOD you beautiful idiot

tucker is such an absolute fuckin dolt. he’s one of my favorite players in the country

what other quarterback is gonna stand in the pocket and order a pizza, i ask you

Ten: Well I mean, there’s no … pocket.

Juice: have you looked?

Ten: No.

Juice: well then look

Animation: zoom-in on the line of scrimmage.

Ten: He’s in the middle of a play?

Juice: yup

Ten: He’s a quarterback trying to order a pizza to the backfield in the middle of a play.

Juice: yup

Ten: Why?

Juice: well you’d imagine he’s hungry, wouldn’t you

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