So tell me about the Sharks.
oh man
absolute menace
struck terror into every team in the nation for centuries
horrifying ability to strike without warning
stolen so many footballs that teams advance all the way up to missouri just to avoid the region
singlehandedly influences the geographic footprint of college football
inspiration for countless ghost stories
fuckin amazing, basically
Who do they play for?
i mean shit
you wanna talk to “the Sharks”? i can arrange a call
God yes, I’d love that.
I have to learn more about these people.
ha
“people”
