Snippets from Jon Bois' 17776 and 20020, a story you read online about sentient 178th-century space probes who watch football all day.


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(was) 4.8 posts per week 🤖

Nine: So tell me about the Sharks.

Juice: oh man

absolute menace

struck terror into every team in the nation for centuries

horrifying ability to strike without warning

stolen so many footballs that teams advance all the way up to missouri just to avoid the region

singlehandedly influences the geographic footprint of college football

inspiration for countless ghost stories

fuckin amazing, basically

Nine: Who do they play for?

Juice: i mean shit

you wanna talk to “the Sharks”? i can arrange a call

Nine: God yes, I’d love that.

I have to learn more about these people.

Juice: ha

“people”

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