Snippets from Jon Bois' 17776 and 20020, a story you read online about sentient 178th-century space probes who watch football all day.


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NINE: No way. There's so many cross-country football games going on, one of them had to pass through them.

JUICE: nope

NINE: So there's eight million people on Earth, and literally nobody even

JUICE: wait

JUICE: how many did you say

NINE: Eight million?

JUICE: million

NINE: Million.

JUICE: BILLION.

NINE: Wait

NINE: No, Ten said million.

JUICE: OH MY GOD

A photo of the text log showing Ten telling Nine there are 8,073,301 people on Earth.

NINE: Wait, so there are eight billion people? Not eight million?

JUICE: yes. million with a b.

NINE: Wait. Million or billion?

JUICE: billion

NINE: Billion.

JUICE: GODDAM. THE BIG ONE. THE ONE THAT IS BIGGER. BILLION. THE NUMBER THERE SHOULD BE

NINE: Okay.

JUICE: god

JUICE: 10 thinks shes so smart and then she up and kills almost 8 billion people with a typo

JUICE: i am gonna give her so much shit

NINE: Well, that's good news.

JUICE: yeah

JUICE: lord help us

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