Snippets from Jon Bois' 17776 and 20020, a story you read online about sentient 178th-century space probes who watch football all day.


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(was) 4.8 posts per week 🤖

Juice: lemme clean up my spaghetti i spilled when i was so rudely interrupted

Ten: Your pretend spaghetti.

Juice: yes

have you seen the broom

Ten: You don’t clean up spaghetti with a broom!

Nine: lol

Juice: well why the fuck not

Ten: You can’t clean up wet stuff with a broom! It’s gonna get all nasty.

You go over to Juice’s house and he’s just like vacuuming his front lawn

Juice is like “time to do the dishes!”

Goes to get his fucking rake

Nine: LOL

Juice: fuck this fuck y’all y’all wanna hear about this game or not

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