Snippets from Jon Bois' 17776 and 20020, a story you read online about sentient 178th-century space probes who watch football all day.


post cadence
(was) 4.8 posts per week 🤖

Coach: Val!

Valentine!

Valentine: What took y’all so long to catch up? I’ve been here an hour.

Coach: Well, you know Perry can’t move as fast as you can.

Valentine: Perry! What the fuck?

Perry: I got the wrong boots back in Evansville!

Valentine: What’s wrong with them?

Perry: They’re dress boots. I just grabbed a box, I thought they were hiking boots. Had the wrong boots in it.

Valentine: Well your stride is all fucked-up lookin’. You run like you were born with a dozen dicks. Get some new fuckin’ boots!

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