I just was reminded of the best response I've ever had to a creepy guy dming me, with you know the typical nature of dms women receive online. his msg being basically "steps on you while (way too detailed uncomfortable sexual acts i don't want on my post)" and for some reason I responded, and I just said "gets crushed and dies."
This man then had a three act break down about accidentally killing me like a snail and I never sent another message. I have no idea what to call this but it's a personal win to me
