thealbatross

semi-professional stableboy

  • he/him

Sam.
Talk to me about baduk or Star Trek!

Teach me to cook your favorite dish!!


bruno
@bruno

Computer, ortolan bunting filled with armagnac and deep-fried with a flaming hot cheeto crust

Computer, mixed infusion of every medicinal herb in the Starfleet biological database, hot

Computer, 120ml of warm pasteurized cow's milk, served in a plastic sippy cup displaying 15 years of UV exposure damage

Computer, can of White Claw, 2011 formulation, label replaced with the pattern for a can of Dr Pepper, 1982 formulation

Computer, 52 ccs of DOP certified gamer girl sweat, slightly below room temperature



Love to get an email at 2:30 AM being told to expect a delivery of a 40 ft HC container of goods at SOMEPOINT that same day only to rush in, find receiving a total disaster and be the sole person to prepare it only to get a call asking to schedule the delivery for Monday

Blah, at least Monday morning will go smoothly now.

B"H it's Shabbos!