the darkest thing i know from a misspent youth reading alien tie-in comics is that the alien universe has its own version of duke nukem, or gex, which is a guy called Mondo with sunglasses and a ponytail and a robot hand who is always quipping and being epic and getting Brewskis and Babe's. and i believe everyone who read these comics took a vow to never talk about him, bc it only takes one jokester to start being like "i want to fuck Mondo" "Mondo, from the licensed aliens comics, can Get It" for some horrible reanimating SEO threshold to be breached just like with Bubsy.