found a text file with a list of opinions i was thinking about having as i get older

Food has no taste. The sensation of taste while eating food is coincidental and has no relation to the qualities of what you're eating.
Your body heat is unrelated to what type of clothes you have on.
Ice is warmer than steam. Water that heats up turns to ice, since heating something makes it more "solid". Water that gets cold enough turns back to steam.
Ice only melts while it's being watched.
100 x 100 = 1 million.
It's impossible to harm someone while they're asleep. They have to be conscious and perceiving your attacks for them to have any effect.
James Bond is real and the UK govt has to publicly release movies about his activities every few years for transparency reasons.
Books weren't invented until 1900. Before then, people used Scrolls.
The bathroom sink is exclusively for washing genitals.
The earth only rotates some of the time.
It's legally impossible to sell an item for less than what it's worth. Ayn Rand.
Things that are visually identical are also legally identical. For example one twin can be married to multiple people at the same time if the other twin remains unmarried. Al Capone used to hire a lot of twins and use them in his schemes for this reason.
Videogames are good to the extent they're realistic. For example, Plok is more realistic than Mario.
The only number that can be divided by zero... is infinity....
It's illegal to depict something you know to be untrue ("satire requires clarity of purpose...")
Every person has a "spirit twin" somewhere on earth who feels the exact same emotions and has the same thoughts at the same time. If a person meets their spirit twin, both will die... of happiness.....
Ability to sin is related to size. For example, we would not say a mouse can commit crimes. But a horse might.
The amount of hair someone has is inversely proportional to the amount of times they've been scared.