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tweet from Splatoon North America reading "This just in from SRL Oppo Research: some fishy foes are all over the Spire of Order. They look like animated fish bones - biological or mechanical, we have no idea. All of them seem to act in harmony toward the same goal, but alas, that goal is to relentlessly harass Agent 8. Below the tweet, there is official art of said fish, with various speech bubbles edited over them, transcribed from left to right:first speech bubble: "Why you SHOULD NOT INTERACT WITH Eight (with Receipts!) #1: She's friends with known Problematic musician Pearl Hozuki, known for writing #$@%* Dudes Be #$@%* Sleepin. #2: I don't like her very much, she has bad vibes."
second speech bubble: "Agent 8, legal name 8, lives at 810-" (the rest of the bubble is covered up by another one)
third speech bubble: "The TRUTH about Eight's PROBLEMATIC PAST with the OCTARIAN MILITARY (EXPOSED!)
fourth speech bubble: "Eight is #CANCELLED"