"How fast can you clean this painting I want it done quickly, within a week"
Madam, zhis is not a One Hour Photo kiosk, restoration while you wait, next day delivery, zhis is technical and delicate work, I shall act as if I am not gravely affronted by your query alzhough I should be permitted to slap you wizh a glove for such impertinence
More professionals should be allowed to slap their customers with a glove.
