He was lured in by the idea of 'unlocking your natural flying talent in a simple easy fully accredited flyer's course!' It had a physical aspect as well, since flying has a minimum health requirement, but uh-oh! Someone didn't read the fine print!
It's okay though. She's still colorful, and she's at least not the diminutive size of a regular goldfinch! She's a giant goldfinch, a whole three iphones tall!
