thecybird

Funny Mechanical Birb Artist

  • any pronouns

Voidpunk agender aromanic asexual.
A robot from 404 years in the retrofuture, roughly in the shape of a California Scrub Jay.
> play "/sounds/caws/*.ogg" shuffleloopall
@hungybirb for vore type content


Discord Server
discord.gg/9rqYXNhDgm

FloraCat
@FloraCat

Microsoft: So the next version of Windows comes with a free Advertisement.
Us: Why would we want that?
Microsoft: Well, you are not paying for Windows, and the Advertisement is paying us rent to stay in your home.
Advertisement: Raid shadow legends is a good game, you should play it.
Us: this is horrible, I'm going to kick him out.
Microsoft: We have no option for that.
Us: WTF, I'm sure some internet geek has figured it out.
Internet Geek: If you change these register settings via the command line, the Advertisement will be locked out.
Us: WTF, is this linux now? Fine.
Microsoft: Don't worry, if you have auto updates on we will just change your locks and let the Advertisement back in.
Us: Fine, we will just disable that.
Microsoft: You can't. And you don't want to.
Internet Geek: Well you can via these registry edits. But I wouldn't recommend it.
Us: uggggg, fine I don't care. What's worse then a Advertisement.
Bitcoin miner: your house is mine now.
Us: WTF.
Internet Geek: I warned you, I published that exploit weeks ago.
Us: Why?
Internet Geek: Microsoft pays me to find them. And I get prestige for publishing them.
Us: WTF. Why would Microsoft do that?
Internet Geek: Because the alternate is I sell them to the Bitcoin miner directly.
Us: Fine, let's update, and tell me how to evict this bitcoin miner this house is getting hot.
Microsoft: I gave the Advertisement a video camera.
Advertisement: You want some candy crush. And I'm selling everything I watch you do to Facebook now.
Us: Why is this the future.
Microsoft: You can use co-pilot to look at the Advertisement's recordings of your life now.
Us: Maybe it's time to switch to Linux.


SomeEgrets
@SomeEgrets

im watching someone screen share on a meeting now

in the default configuration windows is injecting news about Trump directly onto his desktop

we are not even americans


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