my tail is so fat that the recoil of wagging it would send me flying at mach 17
make me happy and Ill fast travel to low earth orbit only to come all the way back on the backswing. this is my curse

Voidpunk agender aromanic asexual.
A robot from 404 years in the retrofuture, roughly in the shape of a California Scrub Jay.
> play "/sounds/caws/*.ogg" shuffleloopall
@hungybirb for vore type content
my tail is so fat that the recoil of wagging it would send me flying at mach 17
make me happy and Ill fast travel to low earth orbit only to come all the way back on the backswing. this is my curse