it's about damned time.

Voidpunk agender aromanic asexual.
A robot from 404 years in the retrofuture, roughly in the shape of a California Scrub Jay.
> play "/sounds/caws/*.ogg" shuffleloopall
@hungybirb for vore type content
it's about damned time.
dragons are great at giving pep talks and speeches because we have inherent ~gravitas~. Comes with the territory of being beasts of legend associated with power and ancient wisdom, even if most of us are total dorks
i would like to respectfully request zhat everyone consider tsuchinoko at least a little bit today
rotate zhe roundie snake in your mind for twenty seconds and maybe you'll feel better
as a slightly round semi-noodly dragon do i count as a big substitute tsuchinoko.... much to think about........
You're too late, SpiderMan! The dragon has already been rotated!
"How fast can you clean this painting I want it done quickly, within a week"
Madam, zhis is not a One Hour Photo kiosk, restoration while you wait, next day delivery, zhis is technical and delicate work, I shall act as if I am not gravely affronted by your query alzhough I should be permitted to slap you wizh a glove for such impertinence
More professionals should be allowed to slap their customers with a glove.