thecybird

Funny Mechanical Birb Artist

  • any pronouns

Voidpunk agender aromanic asexual.
A robot from 404 years in the retrofuture, roughly in the shape of a California Scrub Jay.
> play "/sounds/caws/*.ogg" shuffleloopall
@hungybirb for vore type content


Discord Server
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8akesale
@8akesale

i would like to respectfully request zhat everyone consider tsuchinoko at least a little bit today

rotate zhe roundie snake in your mind for twenty seconds and maybe you'll feel better



lorenziniforce
@lorenziniforce

as a slightly round semi-noodly dragon do i count as a big substitute tsuchinoko.... much to think about........


8akesale
@8akesale

may i rotate you in my mind for 20 seconds


thecybird
@thecybird

You're too late, SpiderMan! The dragon has already been rotated!



trans-lykanthropie
@trans-lykanthropie

"How fast can you clean this painting I want it done quickly, within a week"

Madam, zhis is not a One Hour Photo kiosk, restoration while you wait, next day delivery, zhis is technical and delicate work, I shall act as if I am not gravely affronted by your query alzhough I should be permitted to slap you wizh a glove for such impertinence


thecybird
@thecybird

More professionals should be allowed to slap their customers with a glove.