Cybird

a kobold of many faces

small fic I wrote while under the "fuck I am YEARNING so HARD" status effect

time will tell if I have the energy to write something more long-form

zhese scam emails are getting so clever
<-- never been to an aldi

I thought for a full 10 seconds that this was a shitchost you created because I misread ‘Aldi’ as ‘Andi’, as in @lorenziniforce, thus implying that there was a loyalty program for being friends with Andi that your were somehow getting scammed in relation towards

ANDI LOYALTY PAYS OFF! You've been selected to Win a Brand New - Dragon Transformation Kit -

@lorenziniforce is zhis true

they're forklift certified now! they're allowed to do this!! woohoo!!