thecybird

Funny Mechanical Birb Artist

  • any pronouns

Voidpunk agender aromanic asexual.
A robot from 404 years in the retrofuture, roughly in the shape of a California Scrub Jay.
> play "/sounds/caws/*.ogg" shuffleloopall
@hungybirb for vore type content


Discord Server
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mogwai-poet
@mogwai-poet

In 32 of them, the filling should fall to the floor immediately.

Don't play like you're doing science if you're not really willing to think it through.


vectorpoem
@vectorpoem

The Sphinx of Thebes: Before you may pass, you must answer my riddle.

Oedipus: I am ready, Sphinx. Speak your riddle.

The Sphinx: I am Toast in the morning, Taco in the afternoon, and Calzone in the evening. What am I?

Oedipus: You are a burrito: flat when your ingredients are being added, curled upward as you are being folded, and fully enclosed once folded and wrapped in foil.

The Sphinx: You may pass. Add guacamole or sour cream for 25¢ each?