thecybird

Funny Mechanical Birb Artist

  • any pronouns

Voidpunk agender aromanic asexual.
A robot from 404 years in the retrofuture, roughly in the shape of a California Scrub Jay.
> play "/sounds/caws/*.ogg" shuffleloopall
@hungybirb for vore type content


Discord Server
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kda
@kda

Like, for example, do they walk everywhere? Do they fly? What kind of bike do they ride? What's their usual driving route to work? What does their wheelchair look like? Do they have a preferred type of metro rolling stock for their daily commute? What kind of teleportation spell do they use?




MOOMANiBE
@MOOMANiBE

me: i will install roblox because I'm curious how much resemblance it bears to the flash heyday of old

(several hours later)

emerging shaking and weak-legged Oh god. They... they made phone gambling for children. I was encouraged to hatch an egg faster by buying a time-limited currency pack that cost over 100 real world dollars. A copyright-infringing Luffy tried to sell me the ability to turn into a saiyan if I subscribed to a battle pass. what have we wrought


Lizstar
@Lizstar

As someone who's never played Roblox, it looks to me like the same energy as MY special interest and love when I was a kid, StarCraft Custom Maps, but instead of being a bunch of copy right infringing maps based on Star Trek made by some dorky kid, it's instead that same kinda stuff, made by children who're being exploited so some dickweed can buy another yacht.

I seriously never, EVER want to be the "it was better back in my day" kinda old person, and I actively fight to never be that, but as soon as capitalism is thrown into these kinds of things, it ALL just gets thrown outta whack.