thecybird

Funny Mechanical Birb Artist

  • any pronouns

Voidpunk agender aromanic asexual.
A robot from 404 years in the retrofuture, roughly in the shape of a California Scrub Jay.
> play "/sounds/caws/*.ogg" shuffleloopall
@hungybirb for vore type content


Discord Server
discord.gg/9rqYXNhDgm

mynotaurus
@mynotaurus

realising consistently whenever i get triggered by somezhing, its almost always via advertising, be it from anozher service or suggested content on zhe service im in

i should install a pi hole


mynotaurus
@mynotaurus

i almost bounced off vrchat immediately cause zheres no way to access your personal collections of stuff wizhout going zhrough a fullscreen window of "recommended" content first

zheres a reason my browsers so laden wizh extensions, and why im so good at typing css on my phone lol, its cause every time a website tries to pull zhis shit on me i rip it out wizh my claws immediately


mynotaurus
@mynotaurus

nobody has ever respected boundaries less zhan a service trying to "maintain" my attention



G-Gundam
@G-Gundam

my autism is autism-ing at an unrivaled rate today


G-Gundam
@G-Gundam

any time i even see a joke where its basically just "lol im saying annoying stuff but if you fall for it its entirely on you because you werent able to tell i was joking lol. why did you take me seriously lol." idk man im bad at detecting that shit sometimes!!!!!!! i take shit at face value sometimes cause 1. i just cant tell and 2. i dont wanna be rude!!!!!!!
and if the ENTIRE PUNCHLINE is just "lmao you dont know" it pisses me off even if i'm not involved and am experiencing it second hand because ive got a lot of fucking shit ive dealt with like that where even seeing it now just makes my brain explode AUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


7x9000
@7x9000

I HATE THOSE JOKES SO FUCKING MUCH
THIS IS WHY I HATE APRIL FOOLS SO FUCKING MUCH
I ALREADY HAVE PARANOIA ISSUES



mynotaurus
@mynotaurus

zhis is probably zhe worst way ive zhought about implementing yinglet translation

and yet. absolutely my favourite lol

idk if you can even access abbr tag titles on mobile


mynotaurus
@mynotaurus

it looks like im being told off by spellcheck i love it


mynotaurus
@mynotaurus

reminder to future myno when she makes a generator for zhis to add zhe correct formatting lol