An assortment of things different members of the Bridge have said for your viewing pleasure and amusement.


"I'm surprised we haven't found ourselves [quoted] more often."
"Because we're not funny and that needs to be fixed-"
-Depranir, Hato

"Peek-a-boo, fuck you-" -Xavier

"You ever been flash-banged by your own face?"
"...You ever been flash-banged by life?"
-Xavier

".mov no no wanna" -Neo

"[Abrahm] looks punchable." -Someone in a Discord server
"Good. Punch him. He deserves it." -Theus, in response

"I think I'm having a blast pinballing my inner demons-"
"Naughty inner demons get sent to the pear wriggler."
"what"
-Neo, Hato

"I do not control the speed at which growth spurts happen-" -Goliath

"Mr. Bates the Cryptid" -Hato, talking about Dustin Bates

"A regular lyre smacking is part of a balanced breakfast." -Makoto

"WHO IS PLAYING THE BREAKING BAD REMIX???" -Neo

Makoto: We're in West Virginia? I thought we were in Maryland.
Hato: COUNTRY ROADS-

Neo: Thank you [car] for taking the blunt of [the water].
Makoto: blunt
Hato: blunt
Beate: blunt
Hato: Get her ass-

"No, I do not think I am orange juice." -Neo

"IS MAYONAISE A COFFEE INGREDIENT?????" -Hato having a Crisis(TM)

"Okay does that mean we'd get the opposite? We'd get something like Orfeus-"
"Out."
-Hato, Makoto (The context: What if f was ph instead-)

“Alright, who has the hands this time?” -Hato

"Duncle Vyson" -Neo
"Bolvadeer Rotund" -Also Neo

"[Hato] might as well start playing a whole vine compilation back there."
"Don't tempt me-"
-Neo, Hato...

"If I'm gonna be assigned something, then let me be bacon!" -Buddy

"Who is teaching Goliath how to floss?" -Neo, and she means the DANCE-

"I guess they're stacking eggplants on the wall of fame." -Hato

“WHY DID THE WORM DROP A FOOTBALL???” -Depranir

"It is no longer a circle of stupidity, it is now a loop of bullshittery." -Hato

"We're making storage out of pure calcium-" -Neo


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