An assortment of things different members of the Bridge have said for your viewing pleasure and amusement.
"I'm surprised we haven't found ourselves [quoted] more often."
"Because we're not funny and that needs to be fixed-"
-Depranir, Hato
"Peek-a-boo, fuck you-" -Xavier
"You ever been flash-banged by your own face?"
"...You ever been flash-banged by life?"
-Xavier
".mov no no wanna" -Neo
"[Abrahm] looks punchable." -Someone in a Discord server
"Good. Punch him. He deserves it." -Theus, in response
"I think I'm having a blast pinballing my inner demons-"
"Naughty inner demons get sent to the pear wriggler."
"what"
-Neo, Hato
"I do not control the speed at which growth spurts happen-" -Goliath
"Mr. Bates the Cryptid" -Hato, talking about Dustin Bates
"A regular lyre smacking is part of a balanced breakfast." -Makoto
"WHO IS PLAYING THE BREAKING BAD REMIX???" -Neo
Makoto: We're in West Virginia? I thought we were in Maryland.
Hato: COUNTRY ROADS-
Neo: Thank you [car] for taking the blunt of [the water].
Makoto: blunt
Hato: blunt
Beate: blunt
Hato: Get her ass-
"No, I do not think I am orange juice." -Neo
"IS MAYONAISE A COFFEE INGREDIENT?????" -Hato having a Crisis(TM)
"Okay does that mean we'd get the opposite? We'd get something like Orfeus-"
"Out."
-Hato, Makoto (The context: What if f was ph instead-)
“Alright, who has the hands this time?” -Hato
"Duncle Vyson" -Neo
"Bolvadeer Rotund" -Also Neo
"[Hato] might as well start playing a whole vine compilation back there."
"Don't tempt me-"
-Neo, Hato...
"If I'm gonna be assigned something, then let me be bacon!" -Buddy
"Who is teaching Goliath how to floss?" -Neo, and she means the DANCE-
"I guess they're stacking eggplants on the wall of fame." -Hato
“WHY DID THE WORM DROP A FOOTBALL???” -Depranir
"It is no longer a circle of stupidity, it is now a loop of bullshittery." -Hato
"We're making storage out of pure calcium-" -Neo
