Being a kid: I'mma eat nothing but sugary n fatty foods all day! I'll be straight fine, sans a tummy ache- Just gimme an hour n I'll be right as rain!
Being an adult: I oversalted my dinner a bit and now I'm wondering if I need to go to the hospital
it doubly sucks bc I haven't had much to eat today?? So I'm hungry, but I feel like salted shit n can't get myself to eat anything more bc of it |p