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theophage
Aspiring Former Human@theophage11/9/2023, 3:08 AM
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fwankie
fwankie@fwankie11/8/2023, 7:48 PM

press Ctrl+Shift+Alt+Win+L for a jumpscare


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plumpan
plumpan
Plum@plumpan11/8/2023, 8:04 PM

nothing happened

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Space-G
Space-G
Space-G@Space-G11/8/2023, 9:08 PM

It opened LinkedIn for me, using windows 10

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DecayWTF
DecayWTF
Gay Eminem on 9/11@DecayWTF11/9/2023, 1:48 AM

oh good god

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akhra
akhra
three genders in a wenchcoat@akhra11/9/2023, 3:17 AM

WHAT
NO PLEASE

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Xuelder
Xuelder
Christian Simmers@Xuelder11/9/2023, 3:18 AM

I can confirm. Ew.

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micolithe
micolithe
frankie boyle's beanbag chair of death@micolithe11/9/2023, 3:32 AM

I have never been so happy to have remapped my windows key so i could use it as my push-to-talk key lmao

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blit
blit
Blit @blit11/9/2023, 4:07 AM

NO

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redrevelry
redrevelry
revelry@redrevelry11/10/2023, 3:49 AM

as soon as i closed linkedin my printer turned on. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

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morayati
morayati
katherine morayati@morayati11/10/2023, 7:51 AM

joke's on you I already had that open :eggbug-uwu:

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