(beck voice) in the time of NFTs I bought a monkey
In the time of NFTs
I bought a monkey
AI in my veins,
I became a junkie
Of the plastic waifus,
Cat ear headphones on their
Anime skulls with the pop-up pussybones
Cut the floor joists
And pour in some gravel
You're just flaming, you
Engineers can go to hell
Ladies will want this bathtub, you'll see
I'm not sexist just
Single cuz I want to be
Someone keeps saying
I'm insane to complain
About the crypto scammers
That keep stealing my shirt
I believe everything that I read
Gonna keep on mining
Till my tower overheats
My saving grace
Is this shot in the dark:
Spending all my Bitcoin
On self-shredding Banksy art
(I. Bought it.)
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby,
So why don't you kill me?
(Load-bearing drywall)
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby,
So why don't you kill me?
... anyway. If you've read this far and you'd like to see more of this parody, I'm stuck, so, I'm currently accepting suggestions of other online losers/types of online losers to dunk on. If y'all have any suggestions. (I have already considered and disqualified puppies and gators, so please do not suggest them.)
