don't meet your idols (2549 words) by theradicalace
Chapters: 3/3
Fandom: Happy Tree Friends
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Toothy & Lifty (Happy Tree Friends)
Characters: Toothy (Happy Tree Friends), Lifty (Happy Tree Friends), Splendid (Happy Tree Friends)
Additional Tags: Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Minor Injuries, splendid sucks at his job, Developing Friendships, Unlikely Friendships
Series: Part 10 of Other Assorted HTF Content
Summary:

what do you get when you combine a superhero with a half-baked set of morals, a raccoon with a criminal record, and a bunch of poorly stacked pallets?

toothy doesn't like the answer, to say the least.

(throws this self indulgent fanfic at you and sprints away at full speed)