because I physically cannot stop myself when I see a possibility for a funny deck idea I present to you, the worst pokemon deck ever dreamt of:
Chandelure Mill
Chandelure mills 3 from your opponent when it evolves, so I have a jynx thats quite literally the most annoying bastard to ever exist sit up front, its attack is a bosses orders that confuses the new pokemon. I have 1 (one) galarian stunfisk that discards the active stadium, and if it was the opponents, it discards 2 energy from the opponents active pokemon. Then I have 4x professor turo's scenario (and 2 pal pads) to recycle the chandelures into my hand over and over and over :)
will it work? no
did I spent 2 hours and £10 at my local card shop making this? yes
will it be funny? you're goddam right it will be
