thetallestjew

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posts from @thetallestjew tagged #a friend is a huge swiftie (like 'whenever she sends a gif reacting to something it's invariably of taylor swift doing something or other' huge swiftie)

also:

nicky
@nicky

i'm sorryyyyy but taylor swift is such a hack. she writes the same kinds of lyrics for different songs that all sound like it should be in a target commercial. bland as hell to appeal to largest, lowest common denominator. i'm tired of hearing about how she's the greatest living artist and the voice of a generation. she's just some billionaire. i mean look at this shit lol
Truth, dare, spin bottles/You know how to ball, I know Aristotle/Brand new, full throttle/Touch me while your bros play Grand Theft Auto/It's true, I swear, scout's honor
My friends used to play a game where/We would pick a decade/We wished we could live in instead of this/I'd say the 1830's but without all the racists/And getting married off for the highest bid