there was a comedian in the 80's called "Ivor Biggun" and it was supposed to be funny because it sounds like I [have] a [big one [slang for penis]] and this shit was funny to people in the 80s I guess- anyway- it lead to me inventing a fictional character called "ivor strangeone" and I think ivor strangeone would be very funny because the audience would spend the entire show wondering what his dick looks like