Made the mistake of looking at the Switch eShop tonight and got very angry at the state of slop
A friend lamented that there are no more normal golf games anymore, they always have to have a wacky fantasy twist and be some version of mini-golf. Since he said that I can't stop thinking about it every time I see a new golf game, and there's TONS on the eShop. I found something called "Hentai Golf" and joked it was probably the most normal golf game released in the last year
Turns out: it absolutely is
It is also only rated T for Teen for "Suggestive Themes" so I can all but guarantee you there is no nudity in the game whatsoever. At worst you might get some cutesy "teehee can you help me with my stroke? ♥😉" dialog
There are literally hundreds of "Hentai" and "Ecchi" games like this, if not thousands
a couple thoughts:
- in the last days of the Wii, it got a ton of cheap knockoffs and bootlegs, (although these were released physically so you'd see them whenever you went to the store) which became a running joke and lowered the perceived quality of the wii as a console to the public
- A.I has been an absolute boon to bootleggers, huh. A.I is becoming the style most commonly associated with cheaping out
