dave strider of homestuck fame
dont expect any other info out of me in an easy to find way
click on my guys please
https://pokefarm.com/user/theyreGiants
i know this joke is meant in the sense of "just don't drive," but my ex's conservative christian step mom once told me "you haven't lived until you've had sex while driving" so maybe some people need this in the other sense
my ex's parents were also unsurprisingly completely baffled that we were capable of behaving morally without the threat of punishment from sky daddy