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  • It's oddly cold, which is understandable because they need to keep it fresh, but still disconcerting
  • It comes with the little tub of butter, which still manages to contain double the amount of butter that would fit on this tiny roll
  • The roll doesn't come pre sliced, so if you want to actually spread the butter you need to cut it in half (which I assume is the purpose of the butter, because otherwise why is it there?)
  • The cutlery they give you is dull as fuck, so you need to saw that shit open and get crumbs everywhere
  • You have barely any elbow room on a econ seat so you have to do like t-rex arms to actually slice it open
  • You're doing this on top of a tightly packed, precariously balanced tray of food and a drink, trying not to knock shit everywhere and/or get crumbs on yourself (and god forbid there's turbulence)
  • The butter is so cold it barely spreads anyway which just creates more crumbs, plus it clumps meaning you're getting big mouthfuls of butter

What's the fucking point? I guess it's like the blandest possible food, so that if you're an extremely picky eater or have sensory issues there's still something, but imagine the food waste (and money) airline companies could save if they just got rid of this mother fucking dumb roll.


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