this cider is TOO SWEET it says it's NOT SWEET but bruh it is QUITE SWEET? idk smh!!

"i have done a couple bad things"
this cider is TOO SWEET it says it's NOT SWEET but bruh it is QUITE SWEET? idk smh!!
desperately grappling for a glamping joke here, faceplanting on the floor instead
the can design is very maximalist and the copy claims it will "leave [me] questioning [my] own reality" and i'm like yeah you SURE ARE