- normal cup of coffee: 80mg
- energy drink: 180mg
- this prepackaged cold brew: ex-fucking-CUSE me???

"i have done a couple bad things"
one time i met a guy who claimed to drink 12 shots of espresso on a "normal day" and maybe this product is for him specifically 😵💫
when i checked the nutrition label i saw that this rather large bottle contains just 4 servings and i'm like. do they simply not understand what cold brew concentrate is??? that is the only way i can make sense of this product
a starbucks venti “blonde roast” is about 475mg ( for 20oz ) so it's not necessarily All that outlandish but my standards might also be a wreck ( end of highschool i was averaging about 1.2g of caffeine / day although at this point i'm pretty sure that would kill me lmao )
somehow it took another like 12 years for someone in a position of authority to be like “hmmm have you considered that maybe you should be on like a Lot of Stimulants” but they did get there eventually 😌
much nicer to have stimulants with less side effects that are also covered by insurance!!