hey there conkheads, thanks for tuning in to day 3 of #conker watch. still not much to report in terms of conker status — every conker still hangs strong, no splits detected. it might make one wonder: is this a race of endurance or freedom from the tethers of Big Tree? i know i was supposed to define the rules, and for the most part we've been operating under the assumption of First to Fall, but imo anything goes here. in the end i am less concerned with "rules" and more with honoring the unique perspective and technique of each of our five racers.
on that note: as previously promised, profiles of our racers are forthcoming. we're excited to bring you closer to our conkers in the coming days — keep an eye out!