you ever think about tape (adhesive) as a concept??? like, what?????

"i have done a couple bad things"
you ever think about tape (adhesive) as a concept??? like, what?????
pro tip: if vacuuming sets off your allergies, it might be because there are big holes in the hose releasing dust into the air. or the duct tape you wrapped around the part of the hose with holes has peeled off, and all the sticky parts are now covered in dust
folks, i used those little elastic sheet straps for the first time in my life yesterday, and wow what an improvement! the fitted sheet is not hopelessly rumpled when i wake up! i am no longer grabbing and pulling at it in vain it to try to make it flat under my face when i roll onto my tummy at night!