Jessica

How am I, as a red-blooded male, supposed to know how to deal with women these days, who are out there wearing pants in the workforce, and swallowing flies, and then, I can't believe this, but then they're swallowing spiders to catch the flies, necessitating they swallow birds to catch the spiders, so of course they swallow cats to take care of the birds, and the cats are obviously a problem so they swallow some dogs, and that's no good you need something that'll be substantially territorial to keep the dogs from running all over so in go a few goats, and the goats are lonely so then all these pants-wearing females are swallowing cows, and now there's all these farms with only horses left and you know how women are they hate to be rude so they swallow the horses next, and after that they move into the wilderness for the moose or something I just, I dunno, I just. What am I, as a red-blooded American man supposed to do about that