ticky

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"If it were me, I'd have [changed] her design to make [her species] more visually clear" - some internet rando

I post embeds of other peoples' things at @ticky-reposts


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last night someone commented on my video that they had asked chatgpt how my DSVD modems worked and that it gave them an answer. they said all this in that very specific tone that people use when they know that they look like dipshits for using the known-liar robot to get an answer that's probably a lie, and are trying to sound like they aren't that invested in the outcome even though they fully intend to take it seriously and repeat its output as fact.

they proceeded to post an explanation that was totally incorrect

We’re now at an inflection point, where new generative AI technology has the potential to unlock the exponential productivity gains that organizations are looking for.

how can you write this and not have a hand reach out of your monitor and strangle you. how. how

Imagine if every time you hop into a channel, you’ll be able to get up to speed on unread Slack messages in one click—whether you’re jumping in midway through a project or catching up from being out of the office. In the future, with generative AI built seamlessly into the user experience, conversation summaries will be there when you need them, the moment you start scrolling through a channel.

oh god lmao this is gonna be a disaster

also is this how i find out cohost is a subsidiary of salesforce

Any unreleased services or features referenced in this or other press releases or public statements are not currently available and may not be delivered on time or at all. Customers who purchase Salesforce applications should make their purchase decisions based upon features that are currently available. Salesforce has headquarters in San Francisco, with offices in Europe and Asia, and trades on the New York Stock Exchange under the ticker symbol “CRM.” For more information, please visit https://www.salesforce.com or call 1-800-NO-SOFTWARE.

It's just another of many reminders of how undemocratic our world is; how it exists (we exist) to serve capital. Nobody asked for this, and in the majority of contexts it's being applied to, it doesn't add any tangible benefit for anyone - not for the sites, not for its users, not anyone. But because capitalism - more precisely, the stockholders of a given company - demand infinite growth, and because tech companies have already captured and monetized all the user data in the world at this point and thus have no other avenues for growth, we're still getting these AI features.

Second thought: most of the uses I have seen for it have been for memes, IE for novelty. That probably says a lot more about the kinds of content that major social media platforms privilege, but regardless, that kind of content is certain to date contemporary Internet culture a decade out from now, when the AI bubble will almost certainly have burst.