Speaking on the internet is to mold whatever version of English you speak into a pseudo US English so that Americans can remotely understand what you're saying as they're a very very prominent portion of people here. Sometimes I don't care, sometimes it's annoying.
It's particularly annoying when you're like, speaking how you normally would, and then an American would pop in being it "bo al wa er" and "chewsday innit".
ngl one of the most personally irritating things I have to tolerate online as an Australian is the “upside down” goofs, IDK man it just wasn't very funny the first time and everyone thinks they’re a fantastic comedian dropping it
IDK I guess it’s an attempt to find some common ground but get some new material or just be fucking normal to me please
this also goes for “wow degrees Celsius are crazy, Fahrenheit is clearly better because xyz” nah dude shut up I don’t care we’re just used to what we’re used to
it should go without saying but friends this isn’t aimed at you, this is about randos thinking they’re being cool fun relatable
